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Faith, Hope & Trick (August 17, 1998) Written by: David Greenwalt |
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EXT. SUNNYDALE HIGH - DAY Lunch time. Students mill. TWO FEET -- Teeter on the curb. WILLOW - looks down at her feet, Oz next to her. Cordelia and Xander (holding hands) approach in b.g.
I'm giddy.
Like you giddy. Always have.
It's the freedom! As Seniors we can go off campus now for lunch. It's no longer cutting, it's legal. Heck, it's expected. But also a big step forward, a Senior Moment... Oz glances over his shoulder at Xander, they exchange nods.
...one that has to be savored fully before -- ooo! Without breaking stride, Xander takes Willow's arm as Oz takes the other. They carry her off the curb, towards the park across the street.
I can't.
You can.
See? You are.
But... what if they changed the rule without telling? What if they're laying in wait just so they can arrest me and put me in detention and mar my unblemished record?
Breathe.
Okay. You can put me down. (they do; she links her arm through Oz's) Better now. Wow. We're seniors. Hey, we're walkin' here! (then:) Maybe we shouldn't be too couply around Buffy.
Oh, you mean 'cause of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?
Can she cram complex issues into a nutshell or what?
Prepare to uncouple... uncouple. The four of them unlink hands and arms as they enter the -- EXT. PARK - DAY ANGLE - BUFFY BY A BENCH IN THE PARK Willow, Xander, Cordelia and Oz (uncoupled) approach. Other STUDENTS eat and mingle in b.g.
Buffy, banned from campus but not from our hearts, how are you and what's for lunch?
I just threw together a few things... She pulls paper towels off a couple of platters revealing a stunning array of cold cuts, sliced fruit, breads, etc. They munch as:
When did you become Martha Stewart?
First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.
I don't believe she slays, either.
I hear she can, but she doesn't like to.
Second of all... way too much time on my hands since I got kicked out of school.
I know they'll let you back in.
Don't you and your mom have a meeting with Principal Snyder?
(nods) We're seeing Snyde-man tomorrow. Maybe I should bring a wheel of my extra runny brie... Willow sees: SCOTT HOPE, nice guy Senior, heading their way.
(to Buffy) Scott Hope at eleven o'clock. (as Buffy looks) He likes you, he wanted to ask you out last year, you weren't ready then but I think you're ready now -- or at least in a state of pre-readiness that would allow you to make conversation or do that thing with your mouth chat boys like -- (sudden panic) I don't mean a bad thing with your mouth, I mean that sort of half smile that you do and -- (beat; to Oz:) You're s'posed to stop me when I do that.
I like it when you do that.
(passing by) Hi Buffy.
Hi. And he's gone.
Oh, I think that went very well. (to the others) Don't you think that went very well?
He didn't try to slit our throats or anything, it's progress.
(to Buffy) Did you do the half smile?
I'm not trying to snare Scott Hope, Will. I just want to get my life back, okay? Do normal stuff.
Like date...
Well...
Oh, you wanna date. I saw that half-smile, you slut. Laughing, Buffy punches Xander in the arm. He laughs as well til he realizes how much that --
Ow. -- hurt.
All right, yes. Date. Shop. Go to school, hang out, save the world from unspeakable demons -- I wanna do all that girl stuff. EXT. HAPPY BURGER - NIGHT CRANE DOWN on the drive-thru joint, past Mr. "Happy Burger" himself (half man, half burger, big grinning plastic face) as a long, black limo glides to the order window. We hear:
Welcome to Happy Burger, can I take your order? And the silky voice of:
Diet soda. Medium. Thank you.
That will be eighty-nine cents at the window, sir. THE LIMO - We catch a glimpse of MR. TRICK as the darkened window rolls back up. He is young (20's), smart, easygoing and deadly. Speaks quickly and mellifluously, all charm. INT. LIMOUSINE - NIGHT Mr. Trick sits in back next to a shape silhouetted in the darkness. In some circles he is worshipped, in all he is feared. He is KAKISTOS.
Sunnydale. Town's got quaint, and the people: he called me sir, don't you miss that? Admittedly, not a haven for the brothers -- strictly the caucasian persuasion in the Dale -- but you gotta stand up and salute their death rate. I ran a statistical analysis and Hello Darkness -- Makes D.C. look like Mayberry. And nobody sayin' boo about it. We could fit right in here. Have some fun. Kakistos lays a hand on Trick's arm. The hand is cloven, beastly.
We're here for one thing.
Kill the Slayer, I know. Still, big picture... Trick rolls down the window, pays the guy inside.
Have a nice night.
Right back at you.
I'm going to rip her spine out of her body, then I'm going to eat her heart and suck the marrow from her bones.
(beat) And now I'm hungry. EXT. HAPPY BURGER - NIGHT Trick reaches out his window. The TAKE-OUT GUY'S smile turns to terror when he sees TRICK HAS BECOME a vamp. TRICK'S HAND Vises the guy's throat, rips him out the drive-thru window. The guy screams bloody murder as: THE LIMO Peels out, the guy's legs hanging out the back window, his screams growing distant as we settle on Mr. Happy Burger, grinning his eternal plastic grin. BLACK OUT.
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EXT. BRONZE - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING INT. BRONZE - NIGHT Small crowd. Cordelia, Oz, Willow, Xander at a table. Watching (with no particular emotion) something on the dance floor. WE PUSH PAST them and discover: BUFFY AND ANGEL - Slow dancing, holding onto one another tenderly.
I miss you. Buffy looks up at Angel, he looks at her, then turns his head, she follows his gaze to: HER HAND, ON HIS SHOULDER And the ring he gave her. THE RING Slips off Buffy's finger and CLATTERS TO THE FLOOR (Possible slo-mo.) Angel picks up the ring. Looks at Buffy. PUSH TO BUFFY -- -- FLASHCUTS: EPISODE 22, YEAR 2 - She runs the sword through him; he is sucked into hell -- IN THE BRONZE - Her friends stare expressionlessly.
I had to... He tightens his fingers around the ring, crushing it; Buffy sees a bit of blood trickle from his fist to the floor.
I loved you... She looks at his chest where she ran the sword through, his shirt red now with seeping blood. She moves towards him:
Oh god, Angel...
GO TO HELL! His fury stops her in her tracks. Then he smiles. And it's not a pleasant smile. And his face is now a horrible ROTTING CORPSE MASK.
I did. Buffy screams and screams. INT. BUFFY'S BEDROOM - MORNING (DAY) Buffy bolts up in bed from her nightmare. Breathing hard. She takes a moment to get her bearings. Something catches her eye: on the bed post, hung with the scarves and other things, a long silver chain -- on it the RING Angel gave her. She reaches out to touch the ring. Stops, startled by:
Morning, Sunshine... Joyce is in the doorway.
Ready to face the beast? INT. SCHOOL - SNYDER'S OFFICE - DAY SNYDER, the aforementioned beast, faces Buffy and Joyce.
Here are the terms of your re-entry, Missy, take 'em or leave 'em. Buffy flips (or picks up) a dagger-like silver letter opener off the edge of Snyder's desk, toying with it as:
One: you pass a make-up test for each class you skipped out on last year; two: you provide, in writing, one glowing recommendation from any member of our faculty who is not an English librarian; three: you complete an interview with the school psychologist who must conclude that your violent tendencies... Snyder quickly but cautiously removes the letter opener from Buffy's grasp.
...are under control.
I'm not sure I like your attitude, Mr. Snyder. I spoke to the School Board and according to them --
-- I'm required to educate every juvenile who's not in jail where she belongs. (to Buffy) Welcome back. He opens the door for them to leave. As they do:
So, I'm really back because the School Board overruled you... (nothing from Snyder) ...wow, that's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question when you think about it. Snyder stares sullenly at the girl.
I think what my daughter's trying to say is: nyah nyah nyah nyah. They leave.
It's the mayor on line one. As dread shows on Snyder's face... INT. LIBRARY - DAY Empty. Willow and Buffy enter.
It's so great you're a school girl again.
What did Giles want, was he mad?
(looks around) I don't think so, he just needed to see you. Have you ever noticed when he is mad but he's too English to say anything he makes that weird "cluck cluck" sound with his tongue -- Giles rises from the counter, a pestle and mortar in hand.
(for Willow's benefit) Hi Giles.
Oh, hi. Been there long? Giles sets the pestle and mortar down next to some herbs on the counter, busying himself with them as:
Buffy, good timing, I can use your help. I trust you remember the demon Acathla --
Giles, please, contain yourself. Yes, I'm finally back in school but you know how it embarrasses me when you gush so. Why don't we just skip all that and get right to work.
Oh, ahhh. Sorry. Of course it's wonderful that you're back. That goes without saying. But you... enjoy making me say it, don't you?
That and chocolate, what else have I got? So, Acathla, what ya' doin': (re: mortar, herbs) ...making him some demon pizza?
We need to make sure he remains dormant, and the dimensional vortex stays well shut. So I'm working on a binding spell.
Ooo, a spell, can I help?
Possibly with the research. It's a very sensitive --
Who's more sensitive than me?
-- and difficult spell. (to Buffy) It involves creating a protective circle around... I don't want to bore you, but there's a litany that one recites in Aramaic. It's very specific, and I need to know a few things about your experience in defeating Acathla and Angel. Buffy looks a tad stony, but:
Fire away.
I've put the time at around 6:17, about half an hour after Xander rescued me...
Less. More like ten minutes.
And was the vortex already open?
Just barely.
I see. And Angel...?
Big fight, Angel got the pointy end of the sword, Acathla sucked him into hell instead of the world. That's about the it. A school bell rings.
Yes. Well that should be helpful.
I gotta go. I've got the English make-up test. You get some credit just for speaking it, right? She goes. Willow picks up a couple of the herbs.
Sage, love that smell... and Marnox root. Just a smidge of this mixed with a virgin's saliva -- (off his look, drops root) -- does something I know nothing about.
These forces aren't something one plays around with, Willow. What have you been conjuring?
Nothing much. I mean, I tried that spell to cure Angel, I guess that was a bust, but after that just, you know, small stuff. Floating feather, fire out of ice, which next time I won't do on the bedspread -- are you mad at me?
Of course not. If I were angry I believe I would be making a strange clucking sound with my tongue. INT. BRONZE - NIGHT Start on the band (if we have one) playing something sexy. Drift through the dancers, lingering on a WILD GIRL (FAITH, young, loose and fast, 18-ish, biker type meets trailer park) dancing suggestively with an older GUY, mid-20's, his dance steps reminiscent of the seventies. Xander and Cordelia dance nearby. DOLLY to Willow and Oz at a table. They are smooching - they break it up as Buffy approaches with drinks.
Don't let me interrupt... Buffy's in a good mood.
Are you... is she all a glow-y?
I suspect happiness.
I passed my English make-up -- I'm out with my friends, hello my life, how I've missed you.
(sees Scott approaching) Hi, Scott, what are you doing here? Scott, looking good, walks up.
You told me if I came after eight I could run into Buffy. (to Buffy) I'm a bad liar, it's not good for the soul -- or the skin: it makes me blotch.
Hi, Scott.
Hi. Don't you love this song?
Actually... I do.
(beat) Would you like to...? (re: dance floor)
Dance? I, uh... I don't know, I mean... I don't know. Thanks for asking but...
I'm just going to go stand by the dance floor. If you change your mind you can mosey on over. If not, you don't mosey. No harm, no foul. He smiles and goes. Buffy watches him go.
Come on, Buffy, the guy is charm, and normal which is that thing you want to get back to.
Plus, bonus points for the use of the word "mosey."
I'm just... I'm not ready.
What's stopping you...? Buffy doesn't answer. Cordelia and Xander return from the dance floor.
Check out the Slut-o-rama and her Disco Dave... Buffy looks: BUFFY'S POV Faith dancing with the older guy.
...what was the last thing that guy danced to, K.C. and the Sunshine Band? Buffy studies the guy as the Wild Girl drapes an arm around his shoulder. They head for the exit.
I don't think that guy thrives on sunshine... Buffy moves off after them. ANGLE - THE DANCE FLOOR Scott sees Buffy approaching. His face lights up.
Hi.
Oh. I didn't come to... I have to... (nods toward exit)
Sorry. My bad.
No. It's mine, it's mine. I really gotta... Buffy hurries towards the exit. EXT. BRONZE - NIGHT Buffy exits. Looks around for the Wild Girl. Cor, Xander, Willow and Oz exit behind her.
Where is she...?
I bet it's nothing, they're probably just making out -- SOUNDS of a violent confrontation from around the corner.
-- that's not what making out sounds like -- unless I'm doing it wrong... Buffy is already charging ahead, the others follow: EXT. BRONZE - DESERTED ALLEY - NIGHT Buffy arrives in time to see: Faith up against a wall, her head down in shadow and the guy -- he's a vamp all right (VAMP 1) -- moving towards her. The gang arrives as Buffy whips out a stake, charges in, ready to slay. Faith brings her head up, into the light: it's not a face full of fear, it's a face full of glee -- ready to kick ass. As Buffy is about to stake Vamp 1, Faith leaps in the air, spin kicks over Buffy's head and connects with the vamp's face, sending him reeling back and down. Faith turns to Buffy.
S'okay, I got it. You're Buffy, right? The vamp rises behind her.
I'm Faith. Without turning around, Faith back-head butts the vamp, smashing him back.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say we've got a new slayer in town. Faith delivers several impressive kicks and punches to Vamp 1 as the others watch, then turns back to Buffy.
(re: stake) Can I borrow that? Faith takes the stake from Buffy's hand. Then with shocking speed and a little savageness, WHAM! She stakes Vamp 1 to dust. She flips the stake back to Buffy.
Thanks, B. Couldn't a done it without ya'. Faith grins, walks by Buffy. Off Buffy's look. BLACK OUT.
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INT. BRONZE - NIGHT - LATER At a table; Faith devours a huge muffin, in the middle of a story; Xander, Cor, Oz and Willow are charmed and amused by Faith (okay, Cordelia's not charmed by anyone) -- Buffy feels a little left out.
-- it was about a hundred and eighteen degrees, I'm sleepin' without a stitch on, suddenly I hear all this screamin'. I go tearin' outside -- stark nude -- this church bus has broke down and three vamps are feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps and the preacher is hugging me like there's no tomorrow when the cops pull up. They arrested us both.
They should film that story and show it every Christmas. Faith grabs another muffin.
God, I could eat a horse! (to Buffy) Isn't it crazy? Slayin' always makes you just hungry and horny. The others look at Buffy, frankly curious.
Well... sometimes I crave a non-fat yogurt afterwards... Out of the blue:
I get it. (off their looks) Not the horny thing -- yuck -- the two slayer thing: there was only one, but then Buffy died for like two minutes so Kendra was called, then Kendra died so Faith was called.
But why were you called here?
I wasn't. My watcher went to some retreat thing in England, so I skipped out. I thought, this is my big chance to meet the infamous Buff and compare notes -- So B, did you really use a rocket launcher one time?
Well, it's actually funny --
(to Faith, interrupting) What was that about the alligator? You said something before --
Oh, this big daddy vampire out of Missouri kept 'em as pets. He's got me rasslin' one of 'em, must of been twelve feet long --
Now, was this also naked?
(smiles) Well, the alligator was...
Xander, find a new theme.
(worried) Did the alligator get hurt?
Only a little. Then it was dead.
Oh. No...
I never had more trouble than that damn vamp. (to Buffy) What about you? What was your toughest kill? ANGLE - BUFFY FLASHCUT: Buffy runs the sword through Angel (5V22). BACK TO SCENE
They're all tough in different ways I guess... (trying) Oh, but, do you guys remember the Three? Or, you never met the Three... But anyway --
Something occurring: you both Kill the vamps and who could argue with that, but -- (to Faith) I'm wondering about your position on werewolves.
(proudly) Oz is a werewolf.
(to Faith) Long story.
Got bit.
Apparently not that long.
Hey, long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five by five.
Fair enough.
Now the vamps, they better get their asses to defcon one, the two of us around. We're gonna have some fun you and me, watcher-less and fancy free.
Watcher-less?
Didn't yours go to England, too? EXT. SUNNYDALE HIGH - DAY - ESTABLISHING
There is a watcher retreat every year in the Cotswalds... INT. LIBRARY - DAY Giles, Buffy, Xander, Willow, Faith.
...lovely spot, very serene. They have horseback riding, river rafting, lectures and discussions. Quite an honor to be invited; they're very stimulating events. (trying not to be peevish) So I'm told...
Ah, it's boring. Way too stuffy for a guy like you.
Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles.
I seen him. If I'd a known they came this young and cute I'd've requested a transfer.
Okay, raise your hand if "ew."
(trying not to be flustered) Well, leaving for the moment the question of my youth and beauty, I would say it's fortuitous that Faith arrived when she did.
Ah-hah! (off their looks) Sorry, I just meant -- (exactly the same) -- ah-hah! There's a big evil brewing -- you'll never be bored here, Faith, 'cause this is Sunnydale, home of the big brewing evil.
I don't know how big an evil it is at this point but two people have disappeared in the Sunset Ridge district.
Ah hah! (to Willow) Fun.
(shoots Xander a look, then:) One of them, a fast food worker, was pulled right out of his order window.
I'm good to patrol. Late-ish, though; I promised mom I'd be home for dinner. Expectant looks from the others prompt:
(to Faith) To which you're invited, of course. Dinner. With us.
Dying to meet the fam. I'm in.
(darn) Great. Then we'll patrol. Also together. Try to get a bead on these new vamps.
(pumped) We'll hunt 'em down and kill 'em where they stand. Come to momma, unh! Faith mimes punching a head.
She doesn't make it sound like work at all.
(to Buffy) Don't you have a health science make-up?
Yeah, I could use a little coaching
(to Faith, ignoring Buffy) You can hang with us while she's testing. You wanta?
(to Faith) Say yes and bring your stories.
Yeah, you guys run along, I'll be fine, really, I'll just sit here...
Okay, have fun. (to Giles) Later on. We'll talk weapons. The three take off, leaving Buffy with Giles.
This new girl has rather a lot of zest. (off Buffy's look) Oh, I had a little problem with the binding spell for Acathla -- in fact I wound up with a face full of Marnox root. I seem to be lacking the requisite details to perform it correctly. The physical location -- Acathla was facing south...
Yeah. (pointing and demonstrating) Acathla. Angel. Me. (mimes stabbing) Sword.
That's what I thought, but I wonder --
Giles, I've got make-up tests to pass, missing folks in Sunset Ridge, a zesty new slayer to feed... next time I kill Angel I'll video it, okay? Buffy goes. Giles watches her. INT. SCHOOL HALL/LOUNGE - DAY - LATER Willow, Xander and Faith head down the hall past the cafeteria towards the lounge. They're having a good time.
And here we have the cafeteria, where we were mauled by snakes...
This is the spot where Angel tried to kill Willow.
Over there in the lounge is where Spike and his gang nearly massacred us all on parent-teacher night. Oh, and up those stairs, I was sucked into a muddy grave...
They say young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays but, I've learned to be afraid.
You guys are a hoot 'n a half. If I'd had friends like you in high school, I'd've still dropped out but I mighta been sad about it. (beat) What's up with B? She seems wound kinda tight -- needs to find the fun a little, like you two. Water. (heads for fountain)
Then the alligator story! XANDER AND WILLOW Watch Faith as Cordelia moves up behind Xander.
She's got something, doesn't she?
(startling him) What is it with you and slayers? Maybe I should dress up like one and hold a stake to your throat. Xander regards her hungrily for a moment:
Please, God, don't let that be sarcasm. ANGLE - FAITH As she straightens up from the water fountain, almost bumps into:
Excuse me.
Sorry. Hey, I seen you before.
At the Bronze? You're friends with Buffy, right?
Yeah. I'm Faith.
Scott, nice to meet you. WILLOW, CORDELIA AND XANDER As Buffy moves up.
I'm two for two with the make-up tests. Proud, yes, but also humble in this time of -- (re: they're looking elsewhere) What are we looking at?
(re: Faith) Does anyone believe that's her actual hair color? Buffy follows Cordelia's gaze to: BUFFY'S POV - SCOTT AND FAITH At the water fountain, out of our earshot. Scott is laughing. BACK TO SCENE
Boy I haven't seen him laugh like that... maybe Faith and Scott could hit it off. I mean, if you're done with him -- not that you used him or anything.
I hadn't definitely, one hundred per cent said no to him for all time... it's just, you don't enter into these things lightly, there's repercussions to consider and... Willow and Xander exchange a knowing look.
Why am I seeing a look?
You really do need to find the fun a little, "B"... (off Buffy's look) ...uffy. Buffy moves to --
(spots:) Buffy, Faith is telling me tall tales.
She's funny. And leaving. (to Faith) We have to go.
(thinking it's him) Oh. (to Faith) Nice talking to you.
Likewise. (as they move off) Cute guy. He seeing anybody? INT. ABANDONED FIREHOUSE - DAY Day (we can tell as a vamp tapes up a light-crack in one of the blacked out windows) but dark and gloomy. Vamps light candles, wave incense, chant: "Kakistos... Kakistos..."
Mister Trick... Mr. Trick moves brusquely through them to Kakistos.
Talk to me.
Check it out. This town -- this very street -- wired for fiber optics. We jack in a T-3, 2500 megs per, we got the whole world at our fingertips. (waves away vamp with incense censer) Theo, allergies. (to Kakistos) What I'm sayin' is, we stay local -- where the humans are jumpin' and the cotton is high -- but we live global: you got a hankering for the blood of a fifteen year old Filipina? I'm on the net, she's here the next day, express air.
I want the blood of the Slayer.
On that front, good news and bad -- rumor is this town already has a slayer, which makes two, I'm not sure how that happens --
(furious) I don't care if there's a hundred slayers!! Kakistos moves into the dim light. For the first time we get a look at his face. Not a pretty face. One eye is milky and useless; a wide-ass scar runs through that eye and down his terrible face, as if someone parked an ax in it. Even the unflappable Mr. Trick is flapped. He takes a step back.
I'll kill them all! SHE'S GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT SHE DID TO ME! Kakistos points to his beastly face with his beastly hand.
Yes she is. I'm running a computer check on every hotel, rooming house and youth hostel in town. There's a KNOCK at the door. Mr. Trick slips on a long, radiation-type glove-mitt as:
Meanwhile, soon as the sun's down -- (re: vamps) -- we're out in force. Another KNOCK. Trick opens the door. Bright sun surrounds the squinting:
You guys order a -- Trick's oven-mitted arm shoots out into the harsh light, grabs the pizza guy by the throat. As he is yanked inside, INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - DINING ROOM - NIGHT Joyce smiles into CAMERA.
So you're a slayer, too. ANGLE - Joyce is piling Faith's plate with food. Buffy sits nearby, her own plate empty.
Isn't that interesting. Do you like it?
I love it.
(gestures with her own empty plate) Mom...
Just a sec, honey. (to Faith) Buffy never talks that way, why do you love it?
When I'm fighting, the whole world goes away and I only know one thing: I'm gonna win and they're gonna lose. I like that feeling. Buffy finally starts dishing up her own supper as:
Well sure, it's better than that dead feeling you get when they win and you lose.
I don't let that kind of negative thinking in.
Right, right, that could get you hurt. Buffy can be awfully negative sometimes. (turns to Buffy) See, honey, you gotta fight that.
I'm trying.
Faith, can I get you another soft drink?
You bet, thanks. Joyce heads for the kitchen.
She's cool.
Best mom ever. Excuse me. Buffy heads for the: INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - KITCHEN/DINING ROOM - NIGHT As Joyce re-fills Faith's soda.
I like this girl, Buffy.
Yeah, she's personable. Gets along with my friends, my watcher, my mom -- look! Now she's getting along with my fries! ANGLE: FAITH is in fact reaching over and snagging some of Buffy's fries.
Now, Buffy --
Plus, in school today, she was making eyes at MY not-boyfriend. It's creepy.
Does anybody else think Faith is creepy?
No, but I'm the one getting Single White Femaled here.
It's probably good you were an only child.
Hey, I... Mom, I'm just getting my life back. I'm not looking to go halfsies on it.
Well, there are some things I'd be happy to see you share. Like the Slaying. Two of you fighting is safer than one, right?
Yeah, I guess...
Unless -- you heard her, she loves the slaying, couldn't she take over for you?
No one can take over for me, Mom.
But next year you'll be in college, I don't see why --
The only way you get a new slayer is when the old one dies.
That means you... when did you die, you never told me you died!
...it was just for a few minutes.
I hate this, I hate your life.
Mom...
I know you didn't choose this, I know it chose you... I've tried to march in the slayer-pride parade but... (weakly) I don't want you to die. Buffy hugs her mom.
It's okay, I'm not going to die. I know how to do this job. Besides, like you said, I've got help now. Buffy indicates Faith in the dining room. Joyce nods.
I've got all the help I can stand. EXT. SUNNYDALE STREETS/CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT Buffy and Faith patrol. They move in silence for a beat, then:
Didn't we already do this street?
Weird thing about vampires, they'll hit a place even after you've been there. It's like they have no manners.
(shrugs) You're the one who's been doing this the longest.
I have.
...maybe too long...
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
You got a problem?
I'm five by five, B. Living entirely large and wondering 'bout your problem.
I may not sleep in the nude and wrestle alligators --
Well maybe it's time you started. Something in your bottle needs uncorking. Is it this Angel thing?
What do you know about Angel?
What your friends tell me: big love, big loss, you oughta deal and move on but you're not. Buffy stops, gets in Faith's face.
I got an idea: how 'bout from now on we don't hear from you on Angel or anything else in my life. Which by the way, is my life.
What are you getting so strung out for, B?
Why are your lips still moving, "F"?
Did I just hear a threat?
Would you like to?
(beat) Wow. Think you can take me?
Yeah -- (sees something O.S.) I just hope they can't. And Buffy suddenly shoves Faith hard -- and out of the way -- stakes our CONTEST WINNING VAMP as Vamps 2, 3, & 4 attack! Buffy punches 2, sidesteps an onslaught from 3 and spin kicks 4 -- who blocks the kick and smashes her in the face. Buffy stumbles back, momentarily stunned. Faith gets her wits, barrels at 4. She hits him hard in the mid-section and they crash back into the wall. Buffy punches and kicks 3 as 2 grabs a two by four from the building site and wallops her with it. Buffy goes down. Faith and 4 trade punches.
Come on! My dead mother hits harder than that! Buffy looks up from the ground, rolls as the two by four misses her face by inches, sweeps 3's legs out from under him, wrenches the two by four out of 2's hands and gut punches 2 with it. She glances over at: FAITH - crazed, knocks 4 to the ground, leaps on him, punching the shit out of him.
YEAH, THIS IS ME, YOU UNDEAD BASTARD!
Faith! You want to stake him already and give me a hand? But Faith is in her own rage-filled world, as 3 leaps on Buffy from behind and 2 punches her in the side of the head. Buffy falls to the ground, 2 and 3 on her, each pinning a shoulder to the ground. 3 bends down to bite her neck.
For Kakistos we live... for Kakistos, you die.
FAITH! Off Faith, oblivious to Buffy and everything else, hitting the vamp over and over... BLACK OUT.
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EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT As before. Faith beating on 4, Buffy about to get bit. Buffy slides the two by four out from under her, jams it under a fence bracket and jerks up on it, breaking it in two and smashing 3 in the face with it at the same time. She rolls onto her back, staking 2 to dust with the sharp end, and flips to her feet. Buffy back-stakes 3 without even looking and marches to: FAITH - punching away at 4, angry and incoherent.
You... can't... touch... me...! BUFFY - yanks Faith off the unconscious vamp with one hand, stakes the vamp with her other. Then she turns to Faith who is breathing hard, high on adrenaline, rubbing her fists.
What is wrong with you?
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about you living large on the great undead here.
Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets you, I'm pretty sure you're in the wrong line a work...
Or maybe you like it just a little too much.
I was getting the job done.
The job is to slay demons. Not mash them into sloppy joes while their friends are cornering me.
I thought you could handle yourself. Off Buffy, INT. SCHOOL HALL - DAY Buffy walks with Giles.
Well, Buffy, you have to realize you and Faith have very different temperaments...
I know, mine would be the sane one. Giles, she's not playing with a full deck. She has almost no deck. She has a three.
You said yourself she killed one of them, she's a plucky fighter who got a little carried away. Which is natural, she's focussed on Slaying, she doesn't have a whole other life here like you --
-- she doesn't need a whole other life here, she's got mine.
I think you're being a little...
No, I'm being a lot. I know that. But I'm telling you, she nearly got us both killed, she needs help.
I'll see if I can get word to her watcher at the retreat... (checks watch) Eight hours later, they're probably enjoying a nightcap... I wonder if they still kayak. I was an excellent kayaker in my day, do they even consider that...? (off her look) Sorry. Now these vampires that attacked you, did you notice any details that might help me trace their lineage: modern or ancient dress, amulets, cultish tattoos...?
No tats, crappy dressers, oh, the one who nearly bit me said something about... kissing toast, he lived for kissing toast.
(alarmed) You mean Kakistos?
(still thinking) Or, it could have been taquitos, maybe he lived for taquitos... what'd you say?
Kakistos. Giles heads into the library with purpose. She follows:
Is that bad? INT. LIBRARY - DAY
Kakistos is Greek, it means the worst of the worst. It's also the name of a vampire, so old his hands and feet are cloven. He must be here for some reason.
This guy shows up when, two days ago? Right around the time my bestest new little sister makes the scene.
You think Faith is connected to Kakistos somehow?
There's two things I do not believe in. Coincidence and leprechauns.
Buffy, it's entirely possible they happened by chance to arrive simultaneously.
Okay, but I'm right about leprechauns, right?
As far as I know.
Good. Get England on the phone. I'm gonna talk to Faith. See if Kakistos rings a bell. Or an alarm. Buffy heads out. NEAR SCHOOL LOUNGE - DAY Buffy heads for the exit, runs into:
Hi.
Scott ...
How are you?
Okay. I've gotta...
I know, be somewhere else. Think of this as my last ditch effort, I realize one more will qualify as stalking. (beat) I've given a lot of thought, some might say too much thought, to how I might be a part of your life. It begins with conversation, we all know this. Maybe over a cup of coffee, maybe at the Buster Keaton festival -- playing on State Street all this weekend... Beat.
Looking back now I see I haven't really been fair to... Buster Keaton. I like what I've seen of him so far, I think it's time to see a little more.
(success at last) Keaton is key. Giles, looking concerned, hurries down the hall towards Buffy in b.g., approaching in time to witness:
(pulling out a small white box) I got you a little present, guy in a retro shop said it represents friendship -- that's something I'd very much like to have with you. Buffy smiles, he's charmed and relaxed her. Scott hands her the box. She looks in, her smile fades. IN THE BOX - a Claddagh ring, just like the one Angel gave her.
You like? Buffy steps back (towards Giles), dropping the box. The ring clatters to the floor, much like it did in her dream. FLASHCUT: Angel putting the ring on her finger in episode 13, year 2. BACK IN THE PRESENT Scott picks up the ring as:
I can't... I can't do this... ANGLE - THE RING IN SCOTT'S HAND Is not the Claddagh ring but a simple friendship ring, colored plastic or something markedly different.
Okay, I get the message. Buffy turns, walks into Giles (Scott exiting in b.g.)
Are you all right?
Yeah. I'm fine. Did you reach the retreat?
I did.
What'd her watcher say?
Her watcher is dead. EXT. CHEESY MOTEL - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING INT. CHEESY MOTEL ROOM - NIGHT The door to the hall is open. Faith faces the hefty MANAGER.
Room's eighteen dollars a day, that's every day.
I know. I'll get it to you tomorrow, I swear.
It's not like I own the place.
(sexy) Bet you will some day.
Not if I listen to broads like you. He turns to go. Buffy is standing in the doorway.
Roommates are extra.
Just visiting. Manager gives her a look, goes. Buffy shuts the door.
What brings you to the po' side of town?
Cloven guy, goes by the name of Kakistos. Faith goes very cold and hard.
...what do you know about Kakistos?
That he's here. Faith just stares.
So we're not happy to see old friends. What'd he do to you?
It's what I did to him... She grabs a bag, starts throwing her few belongings in.
What would that be? (nothing from Faith) You came here for a reason, Faith, I can help --
You can mind your own business. I'm the one can handle this.
Yeah, you're a real badass when it comes to packing. What'd you say about my problem, gotta deal and move on...? Faith picks up her bag, turns to face Buffy.
Here we have the moving on part, I get that -- and dealing, that's something you just gonna dump on my doorstep?
You don't know me, you don't know what I've been through. I'll take care of it. She heads for the door.
Like you took care or your watcher? Faith stops.
He killed her, didn't he. Faith looks back at Buffy, dropping the tough girl act:
They don't have a word for what he did to her. Then she reaches for the door -- someone KNOCKS, scaring the hell out of her. She looks through the peephole. PEEPHOLE CAM - A fishy view of the Manager.
What now...
Faith, you run, he runs after.
Yeah, that's where the head start comes in so handy. Faith opens the door. The manager teeters there, just as dead as a man can be. Kakistos stands behind him, holding his neck. Faith goes stone cold with fear. Mr. Trick (in vampface here and throughout the rest of the script) and Vamp 5 flank Kakistos who lets go of the manager's neck. The manager falls to the floor.
Faith... BLACK OUT.
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INT. CHEESY MOTEL ROOM - NIGHT Kakistos reaches out and grabs Faith. Buffy runs at the door, hits it with her shoulder, slamming it on Kakistos' arm, ramming it against the door jam. His hand holds fast to Faith's neck. Buffy whips out a stake, stabs Kakistos' forearm. We HEAR Kakistos howl in pain, he lets go of Faith's neck. Buffy stabs it some more, driving it back -- she slams and locks the door. Faith is just crazy with fear.
No... no...
It's okay, I just bought us a little -- Kakistos' fist comes smashing through the door, nearly taking Faith's head off.
-- time. Faith starts screaming. Buffy slaps her hard across the face.
Scream later, escape now. Buffy races to the window -- sees Vamps 6 & 7 posted outside. Meanwhile, the motel door is being ripped off its hinges by Kakistos Buffy picks up a chair and hurls it through the window, knocking the two vamps outside down. Buffy grabs Faith:
Go! They jump out the window (Buffy elbow-smashes Vamp 6 who is getting to his feet) as Kakistos, Trick and Vamp 5 bust into the room and run for the window -- EXT. CHEESY MOTEL - NIGHT Buffy and Faith run for it. EXT. STREET - NIGHT Kakistos, Trick, three vamps run after. BUFFY AND FAITH - running like hell. Buffy grabs Faith, they veer off the street, vault a hedge or low fence, cutting through a property. KAKISTOS, TRICK AND THE OTHERS Mr. Trick points down the street: Vamps 6 & 7 keep going straight; Kakistos leaps the hedge, following Buffy and Faith directly; Mr. Trick and Vamp 5 cut hard right - splitting into three different flanks now. [Note: How 'bout a big-ass aerial shot of them splitting off in three different directions, I'm just sayin'.] EXT. ANOTHER STREET - NIGHT Faith and Buffy burst into the street, see: THE TWO VAMPS Rounding a corner. BUFFY AND FAITH Run the other way, see: TRICK AND THE OTHER VAMP Coming from that direction. BUFFY AND FAITH Tear down an alley, turn a corner. A few feet from the corner, an abandoned firehouse. INT. ABANDONED FIREHOUSE - NIGHT Buffy and Faith tumble through a half broken window, hit the floor. Buffy jumps up, looks out the window. BUFFY'S POV Kakistos runs across the "T" in the alley, missing the turn Buffy and Faith took.
We're okay. Faith glances out the window herself, badly shaken.
What happened?
I... (starts to cry)
It's okay.
I was there when he killed my watcher. I saw what he did to her, what he was going to do to me... I tried to stop him, but I couldn't... I ran...
Faith, listen to me. First rule of slaying: don't die. You did the right thing, you didn't die. Now do the math: one of him, two of us...
(softly) No...
Yes.
(terror-stricken) No... Buffy follows her gaze. In the corner, a gruesome pile of bodies. Happy Burger Guy, Pizza Guy, a couple of other uniformed corpses, Meter Reader, Mail Woman, etc.
This is his place. Buffy spins around: Trick and Vamp 5 coming through a back entrance, Kakistos coming through the side, Vamps 6 & 7 behind him. They're surrounded and, need I mention, badly out-numbered.
(realizing:) They drove us here. Here come the vamps. Buffy kicks Vamp 5 in the face, punches 6. Faith can't take her eyes off Kakistos; she backs away in terror. Buffy sees this, grabs a metal bar.
Don't die. Buffy hurls the metal bar into Faith's arms. Buffy whips out a stake, diving for Kakistos who catches her with one hand -- and hurls her against a wall. Faith looks at the bar in her hands, up at Kakistos. She is not doing well here. She tries to swing it -- Kakistos stops it and punches her right through a support beam. BUFFY - on her back on the floor; Vamp 5 dives for her. She whips out a stake. ANGLE - THE WALL ABOVE BUFFY AND VAMP 5 We see 5's dust cloud as Buffy pops up to her feet out of it, stake in hand; she spins to see: ANGLE: FAITH crawling painfully away from where she landed, Kakistos moving towards her. Buffy is about to go for Kakistos when Mister Trick (in vampface) grabs her from behind.
I believe this dance is mine. She slams him back against the wall, bends forward and flips him over onto his back, whips out her stake --
The music stopped. She drives the stake down -- but he rolls away, comes back up to face her.
But the beat goes on. Gimmie whatchya got. She comes at him, and they trade just enough punches so we know they're a good match. KAKISTOS TOWERS OVER Faith. Grabs her hair, drags her to her feet. She looks at him beyond terror now... BUFFY AND TRICK Going at it as Vamp 6 grabs Buffy from behind. Trick comes for her, she rears back, kicks him in the face, flips 6 over her shoulder and stakes him (out of C.G.I. sight) on the ground. Buffy sees: KAKISTOS HIT FAITH REALLY HARD She's down and out, folks. BUFFY RUNS LIKE HELL Diving, hitting Kakistos in the mid-section, she starts raining kicks and blows upon him. ANGLE - TRICK Gets up, watching this as Vamp 7 gets up next to him.
Spirited girl. We don't do something, she just might kill him. Vamp 7 moves to help -- Trick stops him.
I don't think I have a problem with that. Incense, candles, missing the Bulls games 'cause he's too cheap to pop for cable -- who's had enough here? Vamp 7 tentatively raises his hand. ANGLE - OVER BUFFY AND KAKISTOS Trick and Vamp 7 slip out the door as Buffy comes up with a stake, ducks a giant swing from Kakistos and sinks the stake deep and true into his chest. Nothing happens. Buffy pounds on the stake, trying to sink it deeper. Still nothing -- and now Kakistos starts laughing.
Guess you need a bigger stake, slayer. WIDER Kakistos is still laughing as Faith rises from the ashes, the broken support beam in hand. He just has time to register this as she rams it through his chest. Oh yeah, he's dust now. BUFFY AND FAITH Stand there, breathing hard, looking around: the others are gone, it's over. They look at each other.
You hungry?
Starved. As they walk out, EXT. SUNNYDALE HIGH - DAY - ESTABLISHING INT. LIBRARY - DAY Buffy is with Giles and Willow.
The Council approved our request, Faith can stay here indefinitely, I'm to look after you both until they assign a new watcher.
Good. She came through, you know. She had a lot to deal with, but she did it. Got it behind her.
That's good to hear. A moment, as Buffy looks down, gathers something in herself.
Angel was cured.
I'm sorry?
When I killed him, Angel was... cured. Your spell worked, Willow. Last minute. I was about to take him out and something went through him and then he was... Angel again. He didn't remember anything he'd done, he just held me, and... (this is tough) ... but it was, it was too late and I had to... I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him. There is a long silence. Buffy looks at her friends, maintaining surprisingly well.
I don't know if that helps with your spell or not, Giles.
I believe it will.
I'm sorry...
It's okay. I guess I been holding onto that. It's actually kinda good to get it out. (picks up her books) I'll see you guys later. Giles nods. Buffy goes. Beat. Giles begins gathering up some of his herbs and talismans.
Giles? I know you don't like me playing with the mystical forces, but I really could help with the binding spell.
There is no spell. A moment, as Willow gets it. Giles looks a moment more towards the door, then heads into his office. INT. SCHOOL - DAY Between classes. Scott exits a class. Rounds a corner, finds:
Hi.
Hello.
So I was just... waiting here for you to get out of your class.
Why?
I'm really sorry about going mental on you... there was someone a while ago and the ring sort of confused me but... I liked what you said about friendship, I liked it a lot. Also, Buster Keaton, big fun. And I'm capable of the big fun even though there's no earthly way you could possibly know that about me lately. Wow, if I'd known I was going to go on this long I'd have brought water. So, if you were still up for the film festival -- and I'd understand if you weren't -- I'd pretty much love to go with you.
I don't know, Buffy, I'm really gonna have to think this over. He turns, walks away. She barely has time to deflate before he turns and comes right back.
Okay, thought it over. I'm in. When do you want to go?
(smiles, then:) I have one thing I have to do tonight, after that I'm good.
Good. Off them, EXT. MANSION - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING INT. MANSION - NIGHT Buffy enters, moves through the darkened rooms, remembering. Walks to where she stabbed Angel. Looks down at the Claddagh ring in her hand. She closes her hand around the ring, kneels down, where Angel was cast into hell. Holding the ring tightly. Then:
Goodbye. She opens her hand, lets go of the ring. It slips to the ground (again, not unlike in her dream?) She stays there very still, as if in prayer. BIG INSERT - THE RING comes to rest on the ground. BUFFY RISES She's not dancing and singing, but she's taken the first step in the long journey that will put him to rest and allow her to get on with her life. She turns and walks out the front door. HOLD THE ROOM As our music gently builds to the end and the scene starts to fade. It fades to black, until the only thing visible in the room is the ring itself. Visible because we now realize: it's glowing. And then there's a LOW RUMBLING TREMOR which builds to a frightening crescendo culminating in -- A BLINDING FLASH OF LIGHTS Something DARK AND LARGE hurtles out of the lights and lands on the cold stone floor. PUSH IN: Naked and shivering, virtually mad, something huddles there -- something fresh out of hell -- his own hand inches away from the ring: Angel. BLACK OUT.
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